overheard: “Wait, Hellraiser? Who’s Cliver Barker? I thought you were talking about Clive Cussler”

“what does feminism do for men?”*checks notes*“according to this, ‘allows them to have paternal instincts’ ”

“… you’d be taking the feminist […] position to protest the above points…”okay yes please i’ll do that always wild to me when women (like the op in the screenshot) especially decry feminism

One of the benefits of coming of age in the early aughts

back to the original point, it was probably cut for 1 of 2 reasons1: there is implied sex, and implied sex + word “panties” was considered worse than drugs2: OG song is more of a bummer and the execs wanted it peppysecret 3rd: someone really liked meth and thought song too judgy

side note, in high school i remember laying with my head in the lap of a girl wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt that had a perma-weed smell and the lasting impact of that program seemed to be “give shirts to cute girls to do drugs in”

and like, do whatever drugs you want as long as you don’t make them my problem, i’m not here to judge you (i won’t partake in a lot of them for my own personal reasons, but that’s me)but like, it’s wild how much the message of that song was changed for the Houston radio stations

it cut straight from “when i’m with you i feel like i could die, and that would be alright, alright” to post “and nothing is alright, alright”which like, very important crashout scene removeda D.A.R.E. after school special that cuts out most of the third act

Was talking with M the other day about “Semi-Charmed Life” from Third Eye Blind and learned that not everywhere had a radio play version that cut out the very important “ah fuck everything is bad” final verse in a way that accidentally made the message of the song “drugs are great”

“half yelled” = projected at the volume needed to be heard from across the street

I think i either got the politest catcall or hit on in a really lazy way i was walking from my hotel to a nearby grill and some random dude half yelled from across the street “Hey miss, wanna hang out?”and i responded “no thanks, sorry!” at the same volume and then he was like “cool! nite!”

is the full name for a glass a “glass cup”?

This is real rich to be coming from the guy responsible for like 90% of those bots and fakes (Altman)

I have decided that if i ever wind up as a ghost, one of the signs of my haunting will be the smell of pull & peel twizzlers

i’ll try to get some of me a little more vertical in my purchases. The purple dress is my favorite but i’ve also got a shirt / skirt that feels very punk rock princess

The problem with going to a place that had queer femme crafted latex is that it looks really good on me and yet i do not have the discretionary latex budget that i’d like

The texas power grid would be nigh unbreakable (nah, even if they did this ercot would fuck it up somehow)

i think i hit 8 of those for sure and maybe all of those depending on how much someone is being a dick about it

the likelihood of me having a file somewhere is certainly not zero

one thing that FFS changed is that i’m more comfortable having my hair up. I don’t really know how to quantify it, but I used to feel the need to frame my face with my hair and now i’m much happier just letting it be as it isnot sure how much of that is placebo effect, but it’s still neat

someday bluesky will get polls and then i’ll maybe see just how many people want artistic nudes of ya girl

playing around with makeup looks (let’s just assume I’m wearing a very low cut shirt)

oooooooooh

ouuuuuch(watch with sound on)

Entering my sex demon era